weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

    This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
    Teacher:I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
    Kid:why can't we watch a movie?
    Teacher:because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
    Me:then why do they give us homework?
    Whole class:.....
    Teacher:.....
    President:.....
    Miley Cyrus:....
    Me:....
    Teacher:Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
Anonymous: A little baby elephant stumbles into your askbox, holding a small letter in his mouth. He hands the note to you, “I love you. You are a wonderful, loved person." Pass it on to the first ten people on your dash anonymously. 

barebackinq: